Early Virus Total Catch

When you aren’t quite first into Virus Total, but not far off, and the malware author who hard-coded an IP address is still using that IP :-)

Virus Total says:
First Submission  2018-04-03 00:00:53
Last Submission  2018-04-03 22:07:38
Last Analysis  2018-04-03 22:07:38
Hopefully the IP address owner got a dozen emails already, they’re a cloud provider.

Brisket and Salmon

It’s a Saturday and I don’t have a ton of stuff to do, and we’re out of Salmon!  A terrible problem with one clear solution.  It’s time to smoke more meat.  We’ve eaten almost all of the chicken and pork now, so I can feel good doing another brisket.

Actually, I’ve been excited for the last two weeks to do another brisket.  Ok, I’ve been excited since the last time I did one, but in the last two weeks the excitement has come to a head.  It’s time to make more brisket sandwiches, more brisket dinners.  More brisket snacks.  Brisket in eggs.

It was really good last time and I’m looking forward to trying some small changes.  First, I got some in-meat temperature probes.  I ran their cables through the smoke hole.  Second, I have peach butcher paper now.  That should be an improvement over the foil stuck to the meat.  Third, I plan to trim off more fat than last time.

I got a 20.34 lbs whole brisket from Costco, at $3.49 per lb.  I got two beautiful salmon fillets, totaling about 5.5 lbs.  Cutting open the brisket I noticed a faint sulfur smell, which doesn’t make me feel great.  The internet thinks that cryovac meat smells like that sometimes, but that the smell should dissipate.  It did, so I’m rolling with it.

I’m using the same system and recipe as the previous times.

1213, 24 Mar: I set the smoke holes halfway, started the smoker at 225℉, and began trimming the brisket.

1300: Trimming done, unfortunately I cut myself a little. The pile of fat feels like about 4 lbs.  I’ve really eliminated a lot of the fat cap, and cut more fat out of the flat/point joining area, too.  It’s very clear how the flat and point join now, which is cool.

I covered the brisket with 5 1/3 Tbsp salt, 5 1/3 Tbsp pepper, and 3 Tbsp garlic powder.  This is a similar ratio to last time, scaled up for meat size.

1320: I started the brisket smoking.

1345: Fish brine started.  1/3 cup salt, 1 cup brown sugar, filled the rest of a quart bottle with cool water.  Sliced a filet into 6 pieces and dropped them into one bag with half the quart bottle.  Did the same with the other filet.  Then put them in the fridge in a glass calling dish in case of spills.

1355: Meat temps were 79℉ and 56℉.  Hopefully these will level out.

I need to smoke this until 165℉, then wrap them, then keep smoking until 202℉.  I should start the fish drying after at least 8 hours, maybe when I wrap the brisket.

1640: Meat temps 155℉ and 145℉.  145℉ is the one I believe, I suspect the other one is in a chunk of fat or something.

1830: Meat was 158℉ and 157℉.  Amazing that the temps caught up.

1930: Meat was 159℉ and 159℉.

2130: Meat was 158℉ and 158℉.

2230: Meat was 157℉ and 157℉.  Yeah, it has gone down 2 degrees.

0030, 25 Mar: Meat was 177℉ and 167℉.  I wrapped it, then started the fish drying.  Using paper towel as heat resistant gloves worked very well.

0100: Fish is drying. I should be good to sleep tonight 0600.

0600: Meat was 191℉ and 187℉.

0800: Meat was 196℉ and 190℉.

1100: Meat was 198℉ and 193℉.  I’m starting to think I should have wrapped it more tightly.  I’m not going to open the smoker and do it now, we’ll see how this turns out.

1300: Meat was 198℉ and 194℉.  Stall 2.0.  I cannot wait past 1500 to start the fish, so brisket is coming off at 1500, regardless of the temp it hits.

1430: Meat was 197℉ and 195℉.  I cranked the smoker to 275℉ and unwrapped the meat to let the bark develop for 30 more minutes.  We’ll see what the temp gets to at the end.

1500: Took brisket off, let it sit on the counter for about 40 minutes under some foil and a towel.

1510: After cleaning the smoker very little, dumping the agash and adding new wood, I closed the smoke holes to halfway and opened the door with the temp way up to get the wood cooking and the temp down.

1540: Fish is on now.  It needs to go 2 hours at 120℉, 1 at 140℉, then finish at 175℉ for about 1 more hour.  Final internal temp should be 130℉ to 140℉.  Baste with maple syrup every hour.

1940: Fish done!  Taste good.

For next time:

  • Wrap the brisket more tightly.  Maybe use a little masking tape to help.
  • Make sure to put the fat cap on top, just for consistency.  I have no idea whether I did that this time.  Keep track of it when wrapping, too…
  • Don’t cut so much fat off.  It was a little drier than I’d prefer, unfortunately.

Pork Butt Baby Shower

Alright!  Time to BBQ for some other people.  We’re throwing a baby shower for some friends of ours, and one of the I’m going to bust out the pork butt recipe I used last time, and do it the same.

I got a 15 lbs butt from Costco again – it looks beautiful.  There’s a bunch of dry rub from last time leftover in the cabinet.

24 Feb 2018, 1420: Began trimming the pork (took out chunks, left layers of fat about 1/8″ thick – leaving a little more fat than last time), and then salting it.  1/2 tsp per pound meat, so 2.5 Tbsp.  I cut the pork into three large pieces.

1500: Salted butts going in the fridge.

25 Feb 2019, 0200: Wake up, put 1 cup dry rub onto the meat, start smoker at 225℉.

0230: Put the butts on the smoker! Let them sit for at least 6 hours, check them before 7 hours. Check it again when you wake up :-)  Well, except that you gotta wake up after the first 1:20 to check the wood…  Try to go for an internal temp of 203℉.

0930: Butt temperature ranged from 160℉ to 165℉.  7 hours, and still a long ways to go…  Looking at the temperatures from the last time I smoked butts, oh man – we’re off.  If I’m lucky, this is due to the “stall”, and we’re getting towards the end of the stall…  If I’m not lucky this is going to take 12 more hours and everyone at the party will be hungry.  I cranked the smoker to 275℉ like last time – except, note, last time I cranked the temp after only 4.5 hours.  If we’re unlucky – I’ve cranked the temp too late to get the butts all the way to even 195℉.  We’ll see.  Next check – 2 hours from now.

1130: Butt temperature ranged from 180℉ to 185℉.  Hopefully this means we’re past the stall, and we’ll be done around 1330!  That’d be excellent, but we’ll have to wait and see.

1230: Butt temp ranged from 185℉ to 190℉.  It’ll be done in time, but maybe not the temp I wanted…

1345: Pulled the butts off the smoker – temps ranged from 197℉ to 200℉.  Almost perfect!  I’ll take it

After smoking – we shredded them, froze most of it, but dropped 5 pounds in the crock-pot on the warm (lowest) setting.  I added 1/2 cup of water, 5 Tbsp melted butter, and 1 cup Sweet Baby Ray’s in there, then stirred it all around.  It was delicious and everyone loved it.  Pretty much perfect.

For next time:

  • Remember that it takes more than 12 hours if you keep the temperature low the whole time.  Bumping the temperature during the cook cuts off time.  I’d love to keep it low and slow the whole time though, so next time budget 20 hours maybe.

Sous Vide Lamb Leg

Well, I’ve got a couple cooking projects going on today.  I’m planning to be home all day, so I’ve started up a lamb leg in the Sous Vide.  It’s a 5 lbs New Zealand lamb leg from Costco, all tied up.

  • 1 Tbsp salt
  • 2 Tbsp melted butter
  • 1 Tbsp (actually, a bit more) fresh rosemary
  • 1 tsp pepper (or so)
  • 6 big cloves of garlic
  • 14 Kalmata olives

I put all that in the food processor and went until the garlic and rosemary were minced.  Then, I dropped the lamb and the paste into a Sous Vide bag, spread the paste over the lamb somewhat (I didn’t do a great job with this), pulled out the air, and dropped it in the Sous Vide at 140℉ for 6 hours.  Really – it should be done after 2 or 3.  I started it cooking at 1400.

When it’s done in the Sous Vide, I’ll pat it dry, cut off the twine, and brown it in a cast iron skillet for about 4 minutes.  Then we’ll see how good it is!  I’m gonna use some Trader Joe’s freezer potatoes on the side…  I’ll have to check back later with a deliciousness update.

I based this recipe on times and philosophy at J. Kenji Lopez-Alt’s site, and the lamb leg from Ina Garten that we made over Christmas.

This turned out fantastic – exactly how I wanted it.  The meat was medium, and the olives were a fantastic addition.  When searing, the olive and garlic paste, with the meat juice, turned into a fantastic sauce.  Towards the very end of the sear I added all the bag juices and simmered to get that.  Some small connective tissue was still tough to cut through with a butter knife, not sure if this is something inherent, or if I can fix that, or if some other hunk of meat just wouldn’t have that.

For next time:

  1. Sarah wants lamb to be more well done. Go for medium well, for her.
  2. If adding olives, don’t add other salt.  It was not too salty, by any means, but might be just a little better with a bit less.