The Plunger

A wooden stick with a rubber cone on the end can solve so many problems.

When the toilet’s on the fritz,
But you’ve really got the shitz,
You’ve got to plunge it.
You’ve got to plunge it.

Cat on a toilet, with a plunger

That cat clogged the toilet. PLUNGE HIM.

When your dinner’s in the pot,
But your sink has got a clot,
You’ve got to plunge it.
You’ve got to plunge it.

Dinner in the kitchen sink, with a plunger on it

Apply plunger to dinner. Throw dinner away.

And when the shower doesn’t drain,
Don’t go get naked in the rain,
You’ve got to plunge it.
You’ve got to plunge it.

A plunger on a shower drain

Take the plunge in the shower.

If your vehicle don’t start,
Because the gas tank needs a fart,
You’ve got to plunge it.
You’ve got to plunge it.

A Tesla car with a plunger assassin

Plunge the electric hookup. Do it. That’ll definitely work.

Computer’s getting worms,
Don’t you worry bout those germs,
Just plunge it.
You’ve got to plunge it.

A bald white dude, in like, a Yoga Guru outfit, with a computer, and a plunger.

Plungers work on computers too. Apply to screen liberally.

Sometimes the boss man starts to growl,
Pull that paper out your bowels,
You’ve got to plunge him.
You’ve got to plunge him.

A dude plunging his boss' face

Bosses really appreciate plungers to the face. It gets things moving through the digestive tract.

For when your baby starts to tire,
Use the tool to stop that crier,
Just plunge him.
You’ve got to plunge him.

A plunger on a baby's butt

Johnson and Johnson approved – no tears.

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