A wooden stick with a rubber cone on the end can solve so many problems.
When the toilet’s on the fritz, But you’ve really got the shitz, You’ve got to plunge it. You’ve got to plunge it.
That cat clogged the toilet. PLUNGE HIM.
When your dinner’s in the pot, But your sink has got a clot, You’ve got to plunge it. You’ve got to plunge it.
Apply plunger to dinner.…
“Here’s your coffee. I gave it to you in a large mug because I think I broke all the medium ones.”
“Yeah, well, we moved all the glasses down low, and whenever I open the cabinet one falls out.”…
Here are a few movies I need to see: Brazil The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension There Will Be Blood Empire of the Sun Ghost in the Machine The Warriors Lost Boys
Comments: Karl - Apr 2, 2009
Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
Also, get a copy of the old Casino Royale…
Karl - May 1, 2009
Also see Public Enemy and Little Caesar.
Karl - Aug 0, 2009…