Early Virus Total Catch

When you aren’t quite first into Virus Total, but not far off, and the malware author who hard-coded an IP address is still using that IP :-)

Virus Total says:
First Submission  2018-04-03 00:00:53
Last Submission  2018-04-03 22:07:38
Last Analysis  2018-04-03 22:07:38
Hopefully the IP address owner got a dozen emails already, they’re a cloud provider.

UK 2017 Odds and Ends

Sarah and I are in line to get on our Norwegian Air flight home. I guess it’s time to wrap these posts up.

Some things to mention.

There’s lots of free WiFi. Still, having data access over the air is amazing. Google Project Fi gave me data access everywhere for the same price I pay at home. Phone calls are a bit expensive, but who makes those? WiFi calling is normal and texts are free.

Ireland is on the Euro and the UK is on the pound.

Currently it’s very easy to travel between the UK and Ireland. We didn’t try to go to Belfast, but apparently there’s no border, even. That may change as Brexit progresses.

Google Maps is a great way to find food to eat. The reviews system is as popular here as it is in the US and as it was in Italy. I didn’t try Yelp or anything.

Google Maps is also a great way to navigate public transit. It knows the bus schedule and changes, getting live updates everywhere we went except Cork. In Cork it still knew the intended schedule, though busses were always late. Google Maps knows your walk time and the transfers you need. With trains too. It’s great.

The upper deck on the bus is a great way to get a cheap tour.

Beans are good for breakfast. They’re just baked beans. British sausages are amazing. Blah blah blah lots of filler blah blah blah not all meat blah blah SHADDAP! They’re delicious. That is all.

You can carry and drink beer on most streets. Why can’t we do this in America? WTF mate?

I’m sure there are things I want to recommend that I’m missing. But that’s what I’ve got for now!  We had a blast here and are looking forward to coming back sometime.

Cork and the Cliffs

We took some side trips from Dublin – one to Cork/Blarney castle/Midleton, and one to the Cliffs of Moher with a few extra stops in there…

It’s easy to take the train from Dublin to Cork, be and from there you take the Cork bus to Blarney castle and Midleton (Jameson’s major distillery). The train leaves from Dublin Heuston station (pronounced like the Houston in Texas), and takes a couple hours. Buy tickets online, print them on the machine at the station, and hop on!  Electric outlets and wifi are provided.

http://www.irishrail.ie

It’s a short walk from the train station to the main bus station, in Cork, and the Cork buses take Leap card!

Blarney castle is beautiful. We sat next to some nice Swiss folks, and toured most of the castle and grounds with them. There are some beautiful gardens you can walk around in for quite a while, and of course the castle.

Blarney Castle

Blarney Castle

Blarney Castle

Blarney Castle

Blarney Castle

Blarney Castle

Looking up from the base of Blarney Castle at the Blarney Stone

Blarney Castle and the Blarney Stone

Map of Blarney Castle

Map of Blarney Castle

Looking out a window at Blarney Castle

Blarney Castle

Looking out a window at Blarney Castle

Blarney Castle

Blarney Castle

Blarney Castle

Blarney Castle

Blarney Castle

Gardens at Blarney Castle

Gardens at Blarney Castle

Kiss the Blarney Stone. Just do it. It’s fine. It’s at the top of the castle on the outer wall hanging about 150 feet in the air. They carefully lay you down and help you out to kiss it. Nobody is peeing on it in the middle of the night. Get your mates to take a picture of you.

There is poor footing all the way to the top, so be careful. You climb up the castle staircases to get to the Blarney Stone. Stop in all the rooms and crevasses you can, you’re in a castle! How cool is that! There are several unmarked rooms, but if they’re not blocked off go ahead and check them out. Again, be careful with your footing.

The bus only comes out to Blarney a couple times an hour. While you’re waiting for the bus back, maybe stop by the pub there. The food and drink are great.  It’s a great little pub.



Cork, Blarney, and Midleton are all Nearby

We changed busses in Blarney and went out to Midleton, getting off right next to Jameson. Unfortunately, the busses took a long time – longer than expected, and our return train was at 720. Based on the bus return trip, we did not have time for a tour. We got to Jameson at 4 pm. If you want to cram all this stuff into your Cork visit, plan for a later train ride or leave Blarney early enough. Watch out for the Midleton-Cork return bus times – they don’t do as often as you might hope and that might put you at risk of missing your bus.

Anyway, we had a drink at Jamie’s, took some photos, then looked around at all the awesome shops in Midleton while waiting for the right return bus. This gave us about 1 hour out there.

Jameson Distillery Midleton

Jameson Distillery Midleton

Jameson Distillery Midleton

Jameson Distillery Midleton

Midleton, Ireland

Midleton, Ireland

Because we didn’t plan enough time, we wished we’d skipped Midleton and hung out at the Blarney gardens longer. However, if we had made the Jamie tour we would have preferred the tour.

Anyway, we made it back to Cork on time, and had enough time to stop and grab some dinner. There isn’t much right next to the train station, but there’s a nice wine and food place right up the hill (check Google). I had a fish pie, and was surprised that it was good. I learned something that day ☺️ We got back to Dublin around 1030.

The Cliffs of Moher is another all day trip… We used Paddywagon tours – their rep is a little sketch, but we found it to be excellent. Other than the boarding setup, that was unorganized. Still, we got moving with no trouble.

The tour guide was excellent. He had all this info about the history of everything we were traveling through. He had color commentary too. Great old dude.

Trip out to Cliffs of Moher

Trip out to Cliffs of Moher

Trip out to Cliffs of Moher

Trip out to Cliffs of Moher

Trip out to Cliffs of Moher

Trip out to Cliffs of Moher

The bus made a few stops – a couple at service stations which were nice and let us refuel and de-fuel. You know what I mean. A couple stops at historical points. One was this little town called Galway. Famous for it’s hookers. Ask your guide. But, they also have toilets and a take-away Irish coffee place. So, they’re awesome.

Another stop was at an awesome rock outcropping area. We walked out along this awesome flat plane in an area called the Barrens. Our guide explained the history of the area both geologically and socially. Excellent guide.

Trip out to Cliffs of Moher

Trip out to Cliffs of Moher

 

Take some photos stretch your legs get back on the bus!

Next stop, lunch. Paddywagon and a couple other companies stop in this town that send to have grown up and built restaurants to handle all the tourists passing through. A couple restaurants are recommended by the driver, but there are a couple others in walking distance. We had the fish and chips place – which was fine. By fine, I mean disappointing given the overall quality of the dish within these countries. I recommend some other place.

Cliffs of Moher! This is a crazy set of cliffs. There’s a short walk to a tower where you can get amazing views. There are dangerous paths you can walk on, but you can also just stick to the asphalt and there’s no danger.

Tower at Cliffs of Moher

Tower at Cliffs of Moher

Tower at Cliffs of Moher

Tower at Cliffs of Moher

Tower at Cliffs of Moher

Tower at Cliffs of Moher

Cliffs of Moher

Cliffs of Moher

Cliffs of Moher

Cliffs of Moher

 

I don’t think I can do the Cliffs justice here. These things are beautiful, and worth the trip, no doubt. The only question you need to ask yourself is: will the weather permit us to see the cliffs, and if not, will we be disappointed pissy bad tourists with hurt feelings. If the weather is definitely going to be foggy, skip this trip. If there’s a chance – I estimated a 50/50 chance of good-enough weather during our visit – then decide if you’ll risk it. We risked it, and were greatly rewarded. The weather report changed throughout the day, getting nicer and nicer outside. By the time we finished at the cliffs, the sun was shining and the clouds parting. We had mostly unobstructed views.



The Cliffs of Moher are a bit of a trip...

On the trip back we stopped briefly at a castle. No time to see it, but there was ice cream and a place to charge phones to use the WiFi on the bus. We took some photos of the castle, ate ice cream, and took the bus back to Dublin.

Dubsteppin Dublin

A sign at Dublin airport showing a man being blown away, and instructing pilots to use minimum power

Watch Yourself at Dublin Airport

Land at Dublin airport, take a trip through passport control, buy a Leap card at the tourist desk inside, put €20 on it, step outside to the bus stop, hop on the Airlink 757 bus, get a tour of downtown from the top of a double decker bus, step off 30 minutes later in downtown Dublin.

The EU really has passport control figured out.  There are these machines that you step up to and place your passport on photo page down.  A screen with webcams raises up to see your face, I presume someone at a remote facility verifies you, then a gate opens and you collect your passport and move on.  This system processes a whole bunch of people very quickly, and keeps those control officers busy in a location where they can work comfortably and flexibly – I presume.

Some friendly graffiti in Dublin - a bee leprechaun

Friendly Graffiti

That’s if you have an EU passport.  Otherwise you have to go through the cattle lines like usual.  Which is the same system as every US airport for regular citizens. Why do we do that? We should make re-entering the country quicker, easier, and more efficient on the manpower side.

Downtown Dublin is undergoing tons of construction. New high-rises are going up along the river, and they look primarily commercial.  It’s going to be some beautiful office space a short distance from all the fun stuff.

Our Dublin Airbnb

Eileen met us at the door to our Airbnb accommodations, a small apartment on the second and top floor of a townhouse a little bit South of downtown.  She was so proud to tell us about all the fun and interesting things there are to do in Dublin, she clearly loves her city. We mostly wanted to pee.

A cup of coffee on a windowsill looking out over a Dublin street

Rechargin in the Flat

After equalizing bodily fluids, we went out for a spot of lunch.  Over the next couple days we walked around a ton of the city, saw St Patrick’s cathedral (about a 5 minute walk), took a tour of Dublin castle, ate a bunch of good food, checked out the Book of Kells at Trinity college, toured Guinness, and visited the National Gallery.

A residential street in downtown Dublin

Walking the Streets of Dublin

I have to focus on a couple of those, but first, how do you get around?  Walking is great and very feasible. I recommend the Leap card for the buses and a bunch of trains.  There’s a tourist version with unlimited usage for a period of days, and if you’re going to ride a ton and do some travel to other towns nearby by Dart maybe that would be worth it, but honestly I can’t imagine a scenario where it’s worth it and you have fun.

Instead, the regular locals Leap card is great. Touch it at the front of a bus when you get on, and tell the driver what your final stop is, they deduct the right amount automatically.  You need to use the bus stop request button still, near your stop, of course. Anyway, a thing that makes this the better deal is the rate capping per day and week. One you pass a specific amount of transport usage you can use it for the remainder of the period for free.

Here’s a site with a good explanation so you can make the right choice for yourself:

https://www.tripadvisor.ie/Travel-g186591-c212234/Ireland:Leap.Card.html

There’s a way to get your unused money back afterwards if you are on the regular Leap card and your bank has an IBAN (lots of American banks don’t). There’s supposedly a way to get them to send you a refund check in euros, but the better thing is to donate the remainder to a homeless charity (an option right on the Leap website).

The Guinness brewery!  If you want to talk to a brewery, or anybody in the know at all, you will be disappointed. Want to know why they use fish parts in their current filtering process? Too bad. Want to know why they’ve been able to serve Guinness on carbonation recently?  Nope.

The front entrance to Guinness Brewery, Dublin

Guinness’s Front

If you want to experience a beautiful tour that explains the brewing process in a highly refined touristy way, and you want to visit a beautiful museum, and say you’ve been to the home of Guinness, and want to drink a Guinness straight from the factory, and get a beautiful view of Dublin, and joke around with some Diageo employees, and maybe get some good food, then this is the tour for you!

A view of Dublin from the top of the Guinness Brewery - looking out over rooftops

View from Guinness’s Observation Roof

A Beautiful Woman Drinking a Beer

A Beautiful Woman Drinking a Beer

I just enjoyed it for what it was, and had a good time. 8/10 would recommend. Just set your expectations before getting there.

Sarah horsing around on the Guinness seal

Sarah on the Guinness Seal

Karl falling off the Guinness ostrich

Karl off the Guinness Ostrich

St Patrick’s cathedral is a beautiful cathedral that is Ireland’s version of Westminster Abbey. The tour guides are these salty old Irish dudes. They’re great. Tour is included in the admission price.  Definitely see this place for a good bit of Irish history. Jonathan Swift was in charge of this place for a while, and he was a hell of a dude. We got a lot more of the story while we were here.

St. Patrick's Cathedral

St. Patrick’s Cathedral

Looking down St. Patrick's cathedral on the tour

St. Patrick’s Cathedral Tour

Looking down St. Patrick's cathedral on the tour

St. Patrick’s Cathedral Tour

Mosaic Floor in St. Patrick's Cathedral

Mosaic Floor in St. Patrick’s Cathedral

Stained Glass in St. Patrick's Cathedral

Stained Glass in St. Patrick’s Cathedral

St. Patrick's Cathedral

St. Patrick’s Cathedral

A keg in St. Patrick's Cathedral

Keg in St. Patrick’s Cathedral

Old battle flags hang in St. Patrick's Cathedral

St. Patrick’s Cathedral

Knight Seats in in St. Patrick's Cathedral

Knight Seats in in St. Patrick’s Cathedral

There are many things the Irish are proud of. Becoming their own country, obviously. Jonathan Swift, also. They thought this guy was pretty cool, and for complex reasons I think. Which means that it’s a well-considered fondness. The Irish are very proud of their old revolutionaries – seven guys that started an unplanned revolution from Britain.  The revolution was put down, but when they were sentenced to death and killed Ireland really took their side. They’re proud of those seven like we are of our founding fathers.

And they’re proud of their relationship with the US over the years. This comes up in a lot of unexpected places, but is very cool. It’s not reverence or anything, but show love and you’ll get a lot back in return. For instance, the US was instrumental in getting all the revolutionaries other than those 7 leaders released from prison after only a few months. The Brits owed us some favors before WW1 and for some reason this is one we called in. Some old Irish folks still appreciate that.

Dublin castle – don’t miss it. Take a tour, it’s great. You get to see more than just walking around by yourself. Queen of Tarts is across the street and you should get lunch there after buying your tickets and before your your time.

Dublin Castle (one of the wall towers) and their Chapel

Dublin Castle and their Chapel

A large bannister in Dublin Castle

Ready for Sliding!

Hall in Dublin Castle

Hall in Dublin Castle

The Queen's Room at Dublin Castle

The Queen’s Room at Dublin Castle

Dublin Castle Chapel

Dublin Castle Chapel

The Book of Kells is a quick little stop in Trinity College. This is an ancient translation of the Bible, and is just a work of art to check out. The museum has information about it and several other old books. The college library is also on this stop, and it is the most beautiful library I’ve been in. It’s ancient, and feels like being in a movie.

Trinity College Library

Trinity College Library

Trinity College Library

Trinity College Library

Lots of other stuff is available in Dublin. There are cool streets with chill nightlife, and shopping areas you find just by walking around. Have some drinks in Temple Bar.

A large wooden sculpture in Dublin

Art in Dublin

A pastoral painting from a Dublin artist

Art in Dublin

Listen to Trad music at the Cobblestone. Maybe take a cab there. It’s a great bar with great music.

The Cobblestone